So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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