the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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