I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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