Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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