the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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