Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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