I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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