i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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