Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
COCAINE IS GR8
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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