No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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