But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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