The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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