omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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