Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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