16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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