Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.

(1-515): View more from Iowa

Deal!

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(831): View more from California

I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking

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(253): View more from Washington

she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with

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