ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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