like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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