if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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