So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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