escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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