that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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