Only a mothe r could love this liver
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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