I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i think i just lost a toe
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