I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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