Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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