Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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