Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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