Nicole vs. Life
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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