This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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