Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
