My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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