I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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