everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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