idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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