hotel room ftw
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
