i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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