But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he fucked my hip out of place.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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