Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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