And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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