Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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