honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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