It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My bed smells like the plague
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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