Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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