and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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