Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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