Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
