My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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