i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Randomize
