I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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