Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
