Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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