Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
birth control should be required to get into college
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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