So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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