you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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