Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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